tamaldin

tamaldin:

I was tagged by minolyn (yay! I used to love those things in high school). Warning: I’ve added gifs, just couldn’t resist.

BASICS

► Name ➔ Tamar

► Birth place ➔ Israel

► Where Do I live ➔ Israel

► Hair color ➔ Brown

► Eye Color ➔ Green

► Birthday ➔ July 24th

► Gender ➔ Female

► Lefty or Righty ➔ Lefty

► Single or taken? ➔ Single

► Happy? ➔ No such thing.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

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► Are you in love ➔ always (but not always with real people…)

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ it happens, but it doesn’t last because it’s based on a fantasy.

► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Him.

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Possibly.

► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ I guess. I don’t want to commit to an answer.

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes. 

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ image

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ I think so.

► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Yes.

► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long term.

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ love

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade

► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends

► Television or internet ➔ Internet

► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Neither

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in

► Day or night ➔ Day

► Text or Call ➔ depends on the purpose. 

► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ au naturel.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No

► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ HOW DO YOU FALL UP THE STAIRS??? Anyway, yes I have. Down an escalator, with no harm at all! 

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yesimage

► Prank called a store? ➔ No

► Skipped school? ➔ No. image

► Wanted to disappear? ➔ oh yes

► Spent all your money? ➔ No

► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yes, but I was about 10, so I don’t really remember the conversation. I also served a couple of celebrities in my various workplaces.

► Been really ill? ➔ Yes. But never on a “take me to the hospital” level. the worst is like: high fever, unable to get out of bed.

► Gotten high? ➔ Not by drags, don’t need them. image

TEN PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes

► Light or dark hair ➔ image

► Shorter or taller ➔ absolutely don’t care (see gif above)

► Intelligence or attraction ➔ You come to learn that intelligence breeds attraction. Not the other way around though…

► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship

► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor

► Mac or PC? ➔ PC

► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick

► City or country? ➔ City

► Driving or walking? ➔ walking

LASTS


► Last phone call? ➔ minolyn :)​ 

► Last song you listened to? ➔ Checking my mp3… “Birds of a feather” - The Civil Wars

► Last thing you ate? ➔ lemon-flavored cookie

► Last thing you drank? ➔ Apple juice

► Last place you were? ➔ The university

► Last kiss? ➔ on the cheek, by my niece

► Last picture taken? ➔ Took a picture of Venus sleeping while i was watching her at minolyn's.

► Last outfit? ➔ Black tights and an old orange shirt with the sleeves cut off. And colorful sandals.

 ► Last purchase? ➔ Ben&Jerry’s

Yes hello, you taking pictures of my cat?

Share please!

Anonymous asked:

You went and said: "I’m perfectly happy to do more prompted scenarios" Are you seriously serious?

wow, that took no time at all. xD

Yes, nony. I’m seriously serious. I can’t promise I’ll fulfill it as fast as I did yesterday though, I have to go out soon and have company until tomorrow evening.

hoosonja asked:

I love "the Game" Mino, if I haven't already told you that! And the picture was SOOO nice, you should illustrate the whole thing! It would be amazing!

The WHOLE thing???

r u fcking kidding me?!

I’m perfectly happy to do more prompted scenarios, but there’s no way I’m sitting myself down to turn it into a graphic novel, ain’t nobody got time fo dat! or the talent, trust me I’m not that good

But thank you, I’m really glad you like it :3

I was tagged by vegardsnipples, thank you sweetie <3

BASICS

► Name ➔ Maayan (but please call me mino)
► Birth place ➔ California 
► Where Do I live ➔ Israel
► Hair color ➔ Brown
► Eye Color ➔ Brown
► Birthday ➔ September 9th
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ A mixture. Write with my right hand tho.
► Single or taken? ➔ taken
► Happy? ➔ No.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
 

► Are you in love ➔ …not at the moment. I love him, but I’m not IN love right now. It’s complicated, forget it.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Mm.. hard to say.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I’m still in my last relationship, but I was the one to break up with him at some point.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Maybe.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Probably
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes. 
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Uh.. maybe?
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yeah, a little.
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Yeah.
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long term.

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke damn it now I want some
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in
► Day or night ➔ night
► Text or Call ➔ uh.. depends what I want to talk about.
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ au naturel, thank you.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No (If I think I will get caught I don’t bother trying)
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Yeah. Nearly passed out from it too.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ hm.. yeah, probably.
► Prank called a store? ➔ Yeah.
► Skipped school? ➔ Pff.. yeah, a lot.
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ hasn’t everyone?
► Spent all your money? ➔ Honey, I’ve spent more than all my money.
► Met a celebrity? ➔ I’ve come across one or two Israeli celebrities, but never really met any.
► Been really ill? ➔ No.. Worst I had was strep throat so bad I could barely swallow, but that’s about it.
► Gotten high? ➔ Well, I tried but apparently I’m gonna need a stronger joint cuz I felt practically no change.

TEN PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ dark hair
► Shorter or taller ➔ women shorter, men taller.
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ both? Intelligence.
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor please.
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC.
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ chapstick, if I absolutely must.
► City or country? ➔ usually prefer the city.
► Driving or walking? ➔ walking

LASTS


► Last phone call? ➔ Friend from college.
► Last song you listened to? ➔ I totally know this.. um.. I think it was Weak in the Knees by Serena Ryder.
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Some gummy candy.
► Last thing you drank? ➔ some apple juice 
► Last place you were? ➔ The supermarket
► Last kiss? ➔ Mmm.. I think my mom kissed me on the head today?

► Last picture taken? ➔ Took a picture of a quilt at work.

► Last outfit? ➔ oh who gives a shit jeans and a loose fitting tank top. and sneakers with striped socks.
► Last purchase? ➔ Some fruit and the gummy candy.

I tag tamaldin, erris-ylvis-sisther brovisaker canuckster 

poemsandplays

poemsandplays:

minolyn:

poemsandplays:

Holy crap 300 followers wtf wow!

poemsandplays:

minolyn:

I thought this day would never come!

poemsandplays you are lucky 300. not that I have any idea why you followed me but thank you!

As a reward, you may request from me one of the following:

1) a short (really short) story about a subject of your…

Nicely done. Well played. In return I can
1. Write you a story
2. Or a monologue
3. Or a prose poem
4. Or a piece of doggerel
5. Or a song
I could do a tarot reading for you but my deck is in the shop for a checkup. The sword cards kept getting stuck. And a few of the cups had a leak. (There’s not much of an audience for Tarot humor these days and now you see why.)
Once again. Nicely done and thanks.

oh damn, a Tarot reading could have been fun. :P

These are interesting choices..

I’ll go for number 4, and piece of doggerel about stubbing one’s toe. 
I await your results eagerly.

Long forgotten in poems and prose
Are the tribulations of a person’s toes.
Perhaps the likes of the great Ulysses
Are all afraid that they will sound like sissies -
If, in a battle full of strife and woe
They should take a moment to say “ouch, my toe!”
(though no one thought twice to hear Achilles squeal,
"I can’t go on - I broke a heel"
So go on and whine if you stub your toe -
be like: “this little piggie went to battle - Yo!”

This is better than I could have imagined…

curlyhairedsolsikke

curlyhairedsolsikke:

wellheresyourluckyday:

AU Brovis and a bag of ice cubes, in a freezer room, in the arctic.. actually screw the boys I just want ice cubes…

You guys get heat up there in Norway?

bardsnipples

wellheresyourluckyday:

wellheresyourluckyday:

The hotel doesn’t have air condition and the window only opens about an inch..

If I don’t lose 5 pounds tonight just by sweating I deserve an award…

I managed to break the child safety thing on the window (well not literally, I’ll screw the thing back on tomorrow) so now it’s wide open, but here’s the dilemma:

Do I leave it open through the night, risking plummeting to my death if I sleep walk,
or do I close it and face a guaranteed death by heat stroke?

You sleep walk?