hipstersbleedroses asked:

yo let us talk threesomes! i mean one could write it in a poly way so that both are in a relationship with calle but not with each other but all are okay with it. (i will not bring up vegard's answer to the question what he thinks about polyarmour relationships. but i want to.)

I can actually barely remember what he said because both of us were really really tired huhuhu both of us sounds like a shared experience brb fangirling so his English was all over the place, as was my comprehension. 

Actually, the aspect of threesomes that I enjoy exploring the most is whether or not the relationship can be completely equal three ways. Like, is it possible for no one to be left out, or no one to be the center of romantic attention over the others. 
I doubt it’s really possible in the long run, but I enjoy imagining what a relationship like that would be like. 

Question number 1: Are They All Men?

I mean, of course they are, but how true to their personalities are we in this imagined scenario? Often we tend to kind of feminize at least one of the guys in fanfiction, making him more “feelsy”, or submissive or sought after (if we’re going to be totally chauvinistic about it for a sec).
I try not to do this, try to keep as close to their actual personalities (or what I imagine to be their personalities) as I can, but sometimes it just makes for more comfortable and romantically fulfilling writing. 

Because if neither of them is feminized, I think it would be unlikely that they would be okay with a polyamourous relationship, unless it was totally based on sex and nothing romantic between any of them. 

Friends with benefits, if you will. 

hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedroses asked:

bård and calle are currently telling really lame jokes this feels like home

minolyn answered:

okay but you gotta be Bård cuz I claimed Calle as my spirit animal earlier today.

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

and you thought this would be a problem because…?

haha come into my arms, the Calle to my Bård!

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Well, for one this is not my ship. For two, I never pictured myself as Calle, out of the three. 

But sure, yeah. Why not.

C’mere baby

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First: No one can escape my shipping. No one. 

Also you said you declared Calle your spirit animal 

so stop complaining and  kiss me 

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Yes I know, but it just happened yesterday when I discovered that Calle is unpredictably late to everything, like I am. It’s still fresh, I had no idea he was my spirit animal, I need to adjust.

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running out of Balle gifs. does this fit? I hope so

idgaf if it fits look how cute it is dakfgsaf

It’s okay, child, I will wait by your side until you have come to terms with your identity, like the good human that I am. don’t mind if i nodd off though, I hope, I’m hella tired

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Thanks babe. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually..

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There. Officially out of Balle gifs. Got some Veballe tho.. Are we into threesomes?

I thought you’d never ask babe! I am so happy, let me get the bro. 

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Oh my god, you really are perfect. We’ll be so happy together, I promise!

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we will be åsååååm. 

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i just hope none of us get jealous or anything. but we shoul dbe able to manage, right?

pff, if there’s something we know about it’s cooperation, amirite?

We all know we love each other here, we’ll do great.

hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedroses asked:

bård and calle are currently telling really lame jokes this feels like home

minolyn answered:

okay but you gotta be Bård cuz I claimed Calle as my spirit animal earlier today.

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

and you thought this would be a problem because…?

haha come into my arms, the Calle to my Bård!

image

Well, for one this is not my ship. For two, I never pictured myself as Calle, out of the three. 

But sure, yeah. Why not.

C’mere baby

image

First: No one can escape my shipping. No one. 

Also you said you declared Calle your spirit animal 

so stop complaining and  kiss me 

image

Yes I know, but it just happened yesterday when I discovered that Calle is unpredictably late to everything, like I am. It’s still fresh, I had no idea he was my spirit animal, I need to adjust.

image

running out of Balle gifs. does this fit? I hope so

idgaf if it fits look how cute it is dakfgsaf

It’s okay, child, I will wait by your side until you have come to terms with your identity, like the good human that I am. don’t mind if i nodd off though, I hope, I’m hella tired

image

Thanks babe. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually..

image

There. Officially out of Balle gifs. Got some Veballe tho.. Are we into threesomes?

I thought you’d never ask babe! I am so happy, let me get the bro. 

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Oh my god, you really are perfect. We’ll be so happy together, I promise!

addictedtoylvis
[Trucker’s Hitch] is brilliantly clever and funny. The humor doesn’t only lie in the random lyrics, but also the way they dis the music scene of today with the 3 super overused styles: beginning with country vibe (Mumford and Sons), then having your typical instrumental “one chord only” chorus with the song title repeated after each round (basically every artist today), then having your typical over synthesized breakdown with rap “calling all people” (Pitbull) while someone sings oh’s in the background.

Hamman Schoonwinkel (x)

@minolyn: 

Maybe he means the overall topic of knots, which is pretty random. But you’re right, as far as sticking to the topic, they did a good job. They do get sidetracked a lot, by hunks sitting on the bus, driving a Civic, the specifications of the jacuzzi… Another song I think where they didn’t get distracted was The Cabin… no, they did, by the dad inside the wall. Hm.

(via addictedtoylvis)

no but seriously, this is interesting (to me)!

They stayed on topic the entire song, when else have they ever done that? I suppose the fox kinda stays on track, but there is that whole bit with the horse/morse that feels pretty random. Then there are songs that are all over the place like Massablblbl, Jeg Heter Finn, La Det På Is, and even Da Vet Du At Det Er Jule. 

…wait, what about the “Bonitas” line? That felt a bit out of the blue to me..

(via minolyn)

addictedtoylvis
[Trucker’s Hitch] is brilliantly clever and funny. The humor doesn’t only lie in the random lyrics, but also the way they dis the music scene of today with the 3 super overused styles: beginning with country vibe (Mumford and Sons), then having your typical instrumental “one chord only” chorus with the song title repeated after each round (basically every artist today), then having your typical over synthesized breakdown with rap “calling all people” (Pitbull) while someone sings oh’s in the background.
Hamman Schoonwinkel (x)
hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedroses asked:

bård and calle are currently telling really lame jokes this feels like home

minolyn answered:

okay but you gotta be Bård cuz I claimed Calle as my spirit animal earlier today.

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

and you thought this would be a problem because…?

haha come into my arms, the Calle to my Bård!

image

Well, for one this is not my ship. For two, I never pictured myself as Calle, out of the three. 

But sure, yeah. Why not.

C’mere baby

image

First: No one can escape my shipping. No one. 

Also you said you declared Calle your spirit animal 

so stop complaining and  kiss me 

image

Yes I know, but it just happened yesterday when I discovered that Calle is unpredictably late to everything, like I am. It’s still fresh, I had no idea he was my spirit animal, I need to adjust.

image

running out of Balle gifs. does this fit? I hope so

idgaf if it fits look how cute it is dakfgsaf

It’s okay, child, I will wait by your side until you have come to terms with your identity, like the good human that I am. don’t mind if i nodd off though, I hope, I’m hella tired

image

Thanks babe. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually..

There. Officially out of Balle gifs. Got some Veballe tho.. Are we into threesomes?

hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedroses asked:

bård and calle are currently telling really lame jokes this feels like home

minolyn answered:

okay but you gotta be Bård cuz I claimed Calle as my spirit animal earlier today.

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

and you thought this would be a problem because…?

haha come into my arms, the Calle to my Bård!

image

Well, for one this is not my ship. For two, I never pictured myself as Calle, out of the three. 

But sure, yeah. Why not.

C’mere baby

image

First: No one can escape my shipping. No one. 

Also you said you declared Calle your spirit animal 

so stop complaining and  kiss me 

image

Yes I know, but it just happened yesterday when I discovered that Calle is unpredictably late to everything, like I am. It’s still fresh, I had no idea he was my spirit animal, I need to adjust.

running out of Balle gifs. does this fit? I hope so

hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedylvis:

minolyn:

hipstersbleedylvis:

I am still impressed that Vegard managed to get off the balcony and onto  the stage within 17 seconds.

I’m still impressed that Calle got his pants on without using his hands in one minute.

I forgot that omg! Calle has nerves of pure steel. 

Yeah, no kidding. No wonder that no one’s ever tried to wake HIM up in any creepy/scary way. He’d probably just slowly open his eyes and blink at them.

Another pointless observation:

I’ve noticed while watching the livestream yesterday (I could be wrong, I mean I wasn’t exactly focusing specifically on this all the time, so I could have missed some) but it seemed to me that Bård was always following Vegard around. Like, unless they were walking at the same pace, Vegard was always the one walking ahead of the other.

…or is this pointless? idk.

hipstersbleedylvis

hipstersbleedroses asked:

bård and calle are currently telling really lame jokes this feels like home

minolyn answered:

okay but you gotta be Bård cuz I claimed Calle as my spirit animal earlier today.

hipstersbleedylvis:

and you thought this would be a problem because…?

haha come into my arms, the Calle to my Bård!

image

Well, for one this is not my ship. For two, I never pictured myself as Calle, out of the three. 

But sure, yeah. Why not.

C’mere baby